{"product_id":"crewneck-sweatshirt-i-dissociate-but-in-a-cute-way-cute-cat-graphic","title":"The Cute Reboot— “I Dissociate But In A Cute Way” Cute Cat Crew Neck Sweatshirt","description":"\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eSometimes the operating system just needs a minute. Or twenty.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eWe know that when the brain tabs get too plentiful, the only option is to politely check out for a while. 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