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It sits like a quiet companion on shoulders that do the social work of smiling and over-explaining. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-size: 16px; font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-size: 16px; font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(18, 18, 18, 0.75);\"\u003eWear it to small gatherings, coffee shop pick‑ups, or those nerve‑wracking RSVP moments when you want to announce your anxious honesty without shouting. The semi‑fitted cut and lightweight fabric move with you, never adding to the noise. It’s for the person who manages social awkwardness with sharp humor and gentle vulnerability — a subtle banner that says you feel a lot, and that’s okay here.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- 50\/50 cotton–poly blend (8.0 oz\/yd²) for balanced warmth and breathability.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Tubular knit (no side seams) with ribbed collar and reinforced double-needle stitching for durability.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- DTF inner neck labels and wrist prints; DTG for other prints; OEKO-TEX® certified dyes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Made in Nicaragua from ethically grown US cotton; meets safety and chemical compliance standards.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":44172523012184,"sku":"10569778561398812861","price":39.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ S","offer_id":44172523044952,"sku":"20954121086901178001","price":39.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":44172523077720,"sku":"47185495944592318552","price":39.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":44172523110488,"sku":"25042205064601167962","price":39.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":44172523143256,"sku":"97402348587037615406","price":39.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ M","offer_id":44172523176024,"sku":"31152944390039317019","price":39.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":44172523208792,"sku":"24717160697351972616","price":39.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":44172523241560,"sku":"97969492292080543116","price":39.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":44172523274328,"sku":"15227814825902645510","price":39.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ L","offer_id":44172523307096,"sku":"30205337546957570031","price":39.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":44172523339864,"sku":"65115909757231309696","price":39.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":44172523372632,"sku":"17917153359737775655","price":39.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":44172523405400,"sku":"20570737602981128346","price":39.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ XL","offer_id":44172523438168,"sku":"22074825256693684043","price":39.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":44172523470936,"sku":"24686921228584450694","price":39.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":44172523503704,"sku":"32378898566256653082","price":39.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":44172523536472,"sku":"10108076079265482727","price":39.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":44172523569240,"sku":"17895191588678568813","price":39.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":44172523602008,"sku":"92437456903604033231","price":39.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":44172523634776,"sku":"32792750936942810739","price":39.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0690\/8959\/1384\/files\/3149588353291212642_2048.jpg?v=1780442990","url":"https:\/\/mostlyharmless.shop\/products\/the-people-pleaser-no-worries-tee-aggressively-accommodating-crewneck-sweatshirt","provider":"Mostly Harmless","version":"1.0","type":"link"}