What if God is Danny DaVito T-Shirt

This T-shirt is for those who appreciate the deep stuff but prefer to keep their feet firmly on the ground. It’s calm, it’s thoughtful, and it’s a great conversation starter for fellow humans.

It's also comfortable, soft, and its tubular construction means it's less fitted.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.3 oz/yd² (145.79 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Double-stitched sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Haiti, Honduras, Mexico, or Bangladesh


This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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