The "I Can Fix Him" / Someone's Horror Loving Son Crewneck Sweatshirt

Find someone who looks at you the way a slasher looks at a camp counselor.

Let’s be honest: modern dating is an absolute nightmare anyway, so you might as well lean into it.

This design is dedicated to the specific, chaotic reality of having "enchanted witch lover girl" energy but somehow always attracting the guy whose idea of romance is a Friday the 13th marathon in a dark basement.

It’s for the girls who pull tarot cards, burn sage, and are fully prepared to be the Final Girl in their own romantic comedy/slasher crossover.

Whether you're lounging around the house or running from red flags, this tee is the perfect uniform for surviving the sequel.