The Paranoia Pullover — 'I Bet Dolphins Gossip About You' Vintage Heart Crew Neck Sweatshirt

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean the sea mammals aren't judging your outfit.

Soft, lived-in comfort with a wink. This crewneck pairs cozy midweight fleece with a vintage-inspired graphic of sunlit figures framing a heart that reads “I BET DOLPHINS GOSSIP ABOUT YOU.” It settles into your routines—coffee runs, chilly evenings by the water, or slow weekend walks—while broadcasting playful, slightly dreamy energy. The roomy classic fit and ribbed collar hold shape through repeated wear. Subtle details like a tear-away label and durable double-needle stitching make it easy to reach for day after day. Wear it layered over a tee or on its own when you want something comfortable that still feels like an inside joke shared with the ocean.

Product features

- Embroidered placement options: left chest, center chest, large center chest, and both wrists

- Made in Nicaragua with ethically grown US cotton and OEKO-TEX certified dyes

- Medium-heavy 8.0 oz (271 g/m²) 50/50 cotton-poly blend (Heather Sport: 60% polyester/40% cotton) for cozy durability

- Tubular, seam-free knit with ribbed collar and double-needle stitched seams for shape retention and long-lasting wear

- DTF inner neck labels and wrist prints; tear-away label to prevent itchiness and meet safety compliance standards

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Do not dry clean