The Paranoia Pullover — 'I Bet Dolphins Gossip About You' Vintage Hear

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean the sea mammals aren't judging your outfit.

Soft, lived-in comfort with a wink. This crewneck pairs cozy midweight tee with a vintage-inspired graphic of sunlit figures framing a heart that reads “I BET DOLPHINS GOSSIP ABOUT YOU.” It settles into your routines—coffee runs, chilly evenings by the water, or slow weekend walks—while broadcasting playful, slightly dreamy energy. The roomy classic fit and ribbed collar hold shape through repeated wear. Subtle details like a tear-away label and durable double-needle stitching make it easy to reach for day after day. Wear it layered over a tee or on its own when you want something comfortable that still feels like an inside joke shared with the ocean.

Product features

- Durable double-needle sleeve and bottom hem for long-lasting wear

- Side seams and shoulder tape maintain shape and prevent stretching

- Ribbed knit collar with seam for added elasticity and fit retention

- Lightweight 4.5 oz fabric with soft ringspun cotton for breathable comfort

- Tear-away label, semi-fitted cut, and true-to-size fit

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Tumble dry: medium

- Do not iron

- Do not dryclean