Trump Designed the Trader Joe’s Parking Lots!!! Trickle Down Tears Women's Tee

This lightweight, semi-fitted tee wears like a trusted companion for everyday outings. The front print—a hand-drawn, tongue-in-cheek statement about a famously confusing parking layout—adds a playful, wry edge that sparks conversations without shouting. Soft ringspun cotton and a tear-away label keep the shirt comfortable against the skin. Thoughtful construction details like side seams, shoulder tape, and a ribbed knit collar help it hold shape wash after wash. Wear it to run errands, to casual meetups, or whenever you want to add a clever, ironic twist to your outfit.

Product features

- 100% ringspun cotton (varies by color) — light 4.5 oz fabric for breathable comfort

- Semi-fitted cut with side seams for a flattering, stable shape

- Durable double-needle stitching on sleeves and hem for long-lasting wear

- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to retain fit and prevent stretching

- Tear-away label; runs true to size

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Tumble dry: medium

- Do not iron

- Do not dryclean