Trump Designed the Trader Joe’s Parking Lots!!! Trickle Down Tears Women's Tee

Finally, a grand unified conspiracy theory that actually makes perfect sense. This shirt features a raw, zine-style hand-drawn maze that points the finger exactly where it belongs for the absolute gridlock of your Sunday grocery run. Whether you love him, hate him, or just hate trying to squeeze a vehicle into a parking space seemingly designed for a tricycle, it’s a sharp, hilarious piece of social satire for anyone who has ever lost their mind trying to buy cheap groceries.

Product features

- 100% ringspun cotton (varies by color) — light 4.5 oz fabric for breathable comfort

- Semi-fitted cut with side seams for a flattering, stable shape

- Durable double-needle stitching on sleeves and hem for long-lasting wear

- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to retain fit and prevent stretching

- Tear-away label; runs true to size

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Tumble dry: medium

- Do not iron

- Do not dryclean